Chain letters suck
I have guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you keep sending them then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to a freak show. do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send his email to $1000 cash money
how stupid are you?
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my room and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2007 it will be a world record for longest continuous streak of stupidity.
sorry dont belive in chain letters. but i do belive in leprechauns.
Stole this part from the internet : )
Make a wish!!!
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No, really, go on and make one!!!
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Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!! Wish something else!!!
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Not that, you pervert!!
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Is your finger getting tired yet?
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STOP!!!! Wasn't that fun? :)
Hope you made a great wish :) Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do.
First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter!
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter!
*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life!
*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house!
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
The point being If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you sexless or luckless for the rest of your life. delete it. If it's funny, send it on don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a little girl in botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years. whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter she will receive if you forward this mail to 27 different people in 2 fuckng nano seconds! omg! | 
