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Original: 5/21/2006 12:45 AM
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Sunday, May 21, 2006

 

 

Chain letters suck

I have guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you keep sending them then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to a freak show. do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send his email to $1000 cash money

how stupid are you?

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my room and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2007 it will be a world record for longest continuous streak of stupidity. 

sorry dont belive in chain letters. but i do belive in leprechauns.

Stole this part from the internet : )

Make a wish!!! 

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No, really, go on and make one!!!

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Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!! Wish something else!!!

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Not that, you pervert!!

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Is your finger getting tired yet?

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STOP!!!! Wasn't that fun? :)

Hope you made a great wish :) Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do.

First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes:

*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter!

*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter!

*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life!

*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house!

Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

 

The point being If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you sexless or luckless for the rest of your life. delete it. If it's funny, send it on don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a little girl in botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years. whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter she will receive if you forward this mail to 27 different people in 2 fuckng nano seconds! omg!

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BASKETS TASTE GOOD!
Posted 5/22/2006 5:08 PM by Gosi_Hon - reply

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I hope the little girl dies
Posted 5/22/2006 8:51 PM by Red_Garbage - reply

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ouch... thats cold
Posted 5/24/2006 6:19 PM by noideawannabe - reply

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CHAIN LETTER!!!

you have 3 seconds to eat a frog's penis and regurgitate it, then send it to your great aunt in cleveland via e-mail... DO IT NOW BITCH! or george w. bush will be your math teacher next year... that's right, your teacher will actually make you stay awake because of how fucking dumb he is... and still he wont teach you a thing, but you'll still get to pass with a B, because monkeys like bananas... its a lose-lose situation... but i dont care, because the next clause of this chain letter is that it can never be sent back to me... MWAHAHAHAHA! wow, you're FUCKED... have fun having your IQ lowered by the biggest fuck up i've ever not actually known but still like to make fun of...

PS - BITCH! <- it's your good luck word...
Posted 6/2/2006 2:10 AM by jotaday_commentonly - reply

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woot...
its been awhile!
im determined to come to dillons again sometime...
lol.
have fun!
Posted 6/6/2006 8:32 AM by x_sweet_innocence - reply

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leave her alone?! that bitch was the 1 that commented me 1st..i just deleted hers..b/c beleive me she wrote pretty much the same thing! all i wanted to get 2 her was that i dont care about her and she needs to get over this shit just lyk u sayd..b/c i am...and all that other shit i sayd was in responce to her comment she left me..i kno i kno kinda hypocritical 2 say immiture..but was the last comment that i was and am sending her..i am dun and over this drama..now she just does! and saying that u never talked shit on her is complete BS jamie..we all did!so dont deny it..i beleive u were the 1 that sayd she think shes thinks shes all that and her shit dont stink and telling me that lucia thought she was annoying! isnt that correct?! w/e i really dont care nemore i really dont im not even going to bother w/ this nemore lyk i planned too! ight well im out!

~*~$tephanie~*~

Posted 6/10/2006 6:19 PM by XxMzPlayboyxX - reply

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jamie.. yes i left her the first comment. but the first one i was trying to be nice. i just wanted to know why we werent friends. and she didnt delete it. then she came back at me all bitchy. and im not going to take it jamie. no more i have to deal with being pushed around way to much already.

1st comment i left her.. //

i know u are "trying to do the best for ur life and make ur own mistakes and choices and stuff" but steph you dont get in trouble every single time ur with me. it happened twice and just happened to be right after one another. u had chosen to come with me. so it totally wasnt all my fault. i didnt know u were going to get in trouble. u know ur own rents better than i do. u should know when ur going to get in trouble or not and make choices of that. i just think this is really stupid just to give up our friendship. i have known u for such a long time steph.. and we have so many good memories. i seriously cant imagine u not in my life and this last week or so not smiling at u in the hallway.. and seeing u and just knowing that we "arent friends anymore" really hurts. and then.. what about summer? we are supposed to hang out alot... i just think this is really dumb.. i love u and im sorry i was apart of getting u in trouble. and me not getting in trouble , which yes it did make it unfair. but it isnt something to totally throw a friendship away for. i know i dont see u as much anymore.. but first semester i didnt see u that much and we were still friends...//   that is not mean  AT ALL. and if you look back at my May 6th post. there is the comment she left back. and its sooo much worse than anything i ever said to her first. i didnt do anything to her. i loved her. she was my best friend for so long. i never wanted to do or say anything that would hurt her.   before steph even told me about all the shit u guys say i knew. i have other ways of finding out. jamie i know the stuff u all talked about. so dont deny it. its all just shit. whats new? people always talk shit on me. i was like born for it or something. my own mother even does. no one understands me ever. thats just how its always been. im always that annoying person that no one ever likes. whenever i get a good friendship going it always ends. always.   right now i do have some GREAT friends. that dont talk shit on me. ever! that have known me since i was in 7th grade or sooner. they understand. they love me. they love hanging out with me. and i know im not going to loose them.. but the thing is.. they dont go to this school though.. and that sucks. i hate this school. i dont want to go there. but i have too. and i cant really start over my senior yea anyways.   i dont know whats wrong with me. you all think im stuck up and shit. im not at all. i have such a low self esteem i dont even know why u guys think that. i want to change.. i just dont know whats wrong. i hate it. my car even got tagged. i dont care about that part (i tagged theirs so i deserved it) its what they wrote which breaks me down even more. "i   jamie i know this is terribly LONG and im sorry. hope u atleast read it.  
Posted 6/11/2006 12:00 AM by natanatan - reply


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