noideawannabe's Xanga

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Sun, 20 Aug 2006 22:49:54 GMT

dude this salad smells funky...

im not eating it sorry..

weird ass..

salad...

salads are for the weak

Friday, June 23, 2006

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 00:13:57 GMT

HELLO GUYS!

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Sun, 21 May 2006 03:45:16 GMT

Chain letters suck

I have guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you keep sending them then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to a freak show. do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send his email to $1000 cash money

how stupid are you?

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my room and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2007 it will be a world record for longest continuous streak of stupidity.

sorry dont belive in chain letters. but i do belive in leprechauns.

Stole this part from the internet : )

Make a wish!!!

No, really, go on and make one!!!

Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!! Wish something else!!!

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Not that, you pervert!!

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Is your finger getting tired yet?

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STOP!!!! Wasn't that fun? :)

Hope you made a great wish :) Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do.

First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes:

*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter!

*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter!

*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life!

*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house!

Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

The point being If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you sexless or luckless for the rest of your life. delete it. If it's funny, send it on don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a little girl in botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years. whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter she will receive if you forward this mail to 27 different people in 2 fuckng nano seconds! omg!

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 00:07:49 GMT

PUMP IT LOUDER BITCHES!

p.s i love hamspers.. iwould never squish one out of free will... unless offered huge sums of cash money...

:) love makes the world go round!

omg im fucking bored need to kill ppl on msg3 peace!

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Wed, 08 Mar 2006 21:49:51 GMT

never say never.. wait... you just said never you stupid dumbass fuck tard bitch

YOUR A HOSTESS BASTARD CAKE!

yeah shove that in your pipe and smoke it

apples...

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Sun, 08 Jan 2006 01:34:57 GMT

theres so many people that need their face bashed in

too bad i cant do it for them :( o well their uppums will come.

what the fuck is uppums?!

yeah updated...

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Thu, 15 Dec 2005 21:42:10 GMT

UPDATED

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Wed, 12 Oct 2005 21:47:34 GMT

finally day off only day off all week and some creepy ass people go to dillions...

really creepy people

like need mental help people

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Sun, 09 Oct 2005 22:25:42 GMT

First day at dillions

7:30 to 4:50

SUCKED ASS until alex and abby got there then it was fine

i was horrible at first then i got better. but no one trained me they said "GO" and i was like...you bitch

and i only got yelled at by one customer

and old fucker who jsut rambled and i heard grabarbarbar fucking shit blahgragrag tomatoes fucking going

grahrahfahd

and i was like "have a nice day!"

but thats ok

CARTS 7 TIMES

my legs hurt

ok bye we going out for now i guess

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Thu, 06 Oct 2005 22:30:58 GMT

Q.O.T.D : lucia "*gasp* i think santa clause is a woman! "

lol squishy orange that was funny too ..

but you wouldnt know only we would BITCHES

bye